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  • Why did the scarecrow win an award?

     

    He was outstanding in his field.

  • What did the dad say to son on graduation?

     

    Bison

  • Where do you go to learn to make icecream?

     

    Sunday School!

  • I asked the octogenarian pirate how old he was and he said, "Aye matey".

  • Scientists have recently discovered it wasn't possible to hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom; the p was silent.

  • DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MUSHROOM THAT ATTENDED CLOWN COLLEGE

    HE WAS A

    REAL

    FUN

    GUY

    LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOOOLLLOLOLLOLL *stroke*

  • Why did the golf course hire the dermatologist?


    It needed to have some moles removed.

  • What snake never skips dessert?


    A pie-thon.

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